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acrosstheuniverse saidWed, 18 Jun 2008 16:48:37 -0000 ( Link )

I’ll be updating this discussion with funny typos that people have put into their resumes.

Be proactive by reading these, get a laugh and then proof-read your resume like crazy so you don’t make the same mistakes!

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  1. acrosstheuniverse saidWed, 18 Jun 2008 16:49:53 -0000 ( Link )

    Off last year due to maturity leave.

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  2. acrosstheuniverse saidWed, 18 Jun 2008 16:50:35 -0000 ( Link )

    Recipient of a plague for Salesperson of the Year.

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  3. oLahav saidWed, 18 Jun 2008 19:50:53 -0000 ( Link )

    My favourite- I’ve graduated with a degree in unclear physics.

    I hate the auto-correct feature in Word. It just messes things up.

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  4. oLahav saidWed, 18 Jun 2008 19:56:42 -0000 ( Link )

    Held a summer job as a gardener’s assistant, taking care of various pants while displaying great patience and attention to detail

    Guess his attention to detail’s isn’t so great after all….

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  5. acrosstheuniverse saidThu, 19 Jun 2008 21:11:24 -0000 ( Link )

    Promoted as a salesperson for several moths.

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  6. acrosstheuniverse saidThu, 19 Jun 2008 21:13:05 -0000 ( Link )

    Have a strong interest in raveling the world.

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  7. acrosstheuniverse saidThu, 19 Jun 2008 21:15:54 -0000 ( Link )

    Enjoys woking with others.

    Not everyone can be as open about their love of Asian cuisine!

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  8. oLahav saidThu, 19 Jun 2008 21:33:59 -0000 ( Link )

    Graduated from Collage with a Nursing degree

    Really? I thought collages only grant Arts degrees.

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  9. acrosstheuniverse saidMon, 23 Jun 2008 19:30:35 -0000 ( Link )

    Proficient in PhotoOp CS

    Unless you’re putting your resume in to be a model, PhotoOps (photo opportunities) rather than PhotoShop won’t get you too far!

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  10. oLahav saidFri, 27 Jun 2008 18:18:09 -0000 ( Link )

    Common date typos:
    Education: University of Toronto, August 1899 – present.

    Man, that would be an old AND stupid guy. Should have learned to give up by now…

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  11. acrosstheuniverse saidFri, 04 Jul 2008 16:41:08 -0000 ( Link )

    Very cleaver when it comes to technical abilities

    Keep the large knife away from the computer systems!

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  12. oLahav saidWed, 09 Jul 2008 18:22:11 -0000 ( Link )

    Hobbies: Karate and other marital arts

    I would not want to be this guy’s life partner….

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  13. srinivas_red saidSun, 15 Mar 2009 08:11:13 -0000 ( Link )

    Hi this is srinivas.I am fresher to apply the job.tel me how to prepare the resums.Please send some model resumes to my email.(srinivas.telaprolu@gmail.com)please….................

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  14. Sureshbala saidThu, 19 Mar 2009 09:20:25 -0000 ( Link )

    Dear Srinivas,

    This query of yours has already been answered by me. I hope now you are busy in preparing your resume

    Regards

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