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acrosstheuniverse said – Wed, 18 Jun 2008 16:48:37 -0000 ( Edit Link )

I’ll be updating this discussion with funny typos that people have put into their resumes.

Be proactive by reading these, get a laugh and then proof-read your resume like crazy so you don’t make the same mistakes!

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acrosstheuniverse said – Wed, 18 Jun 2008 16:49:53 -0000 ( Flag Edit Mark / Unmark Best Link )

Off last year due to maturity leave.
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acrosstheuniverse said – Wed, 18 Jun 2008 16:50:35 -0000 ( Flag Edit Mark / Unmark Best Link )

Recipient of a plague for Salesperson of the Year.
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1. Mrs Hubfellow said – Wed, 18 Jun 2008 17:01:30 -0000 ( Flag Edit Link )
  
  Hehehehe.
  
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oLahav said – Wed, 18 Jun 2008 19:50:53 -0000 ( Flag Edit Mark / Unmark Best Link )

My favourite- I’ve graduated with a degree in unclear physics.

I hate the auto-correct feature in Word. It just messes things up.
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oLahav said – Wed, 18 Jun 2008 19:56:42 -0000 ( Flag Edit Mark / Unmark Best Link )

Held a summer job as a gardener’s assistant, taking care of various pants while displaying great patience and attention to detail

Guess his attention to detail’s isn’t so great after all….
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acrosstheuniverse said – Thu, 19 Jun 2008 21:11:24 -0000 ( Flag Edit Mark / Unmark Best Link )

Promoted as a salesperson for several moths.
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acrosstheuniverse said – Thu, 19 Jun 2008 21:13:05 -0000 ( Flag Edit Mark / Unmark Best Link )

Have a strong interest in raveling the world.
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acrosstheuniverse said – Thu, 19 Jun 2008 21:15:54 -0000 ( Flag Edit Mark / Unmark Best Link )

Enjoys woking with others.

Not everyone can be as open about their love of Asian cuisine!
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1. oLahav said – Thu, 19 Jun 2008 21:20:01 -0000 ( Flag Edit Link )
  
  Cool, I enjoy woking with others too! But not at work…
  
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oLahav said – Thu, 19 Jun 2008 21:33:59 -0000 ( Flag Edit Mark / Unmark Best Link )

Graduated from Collage with a Nursing degree

Really? I thought collages only grant Arts degrees.
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acrosstheuniverse said – Mon, 23 Jun 2008 19:30:35 -0000 ( Flag Edit Mark / Unmark Best Link )

Proficient in PhotoOp CS

Unless you’re putting your resume in to be a model, PhotoOps (photo opportunities) rather than PhotoShop won’t get you too far!
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1. oLahav said – Tue, 24 Jun 2008 15:50:09 -0000 ( Flag Edit Link )
  
  That’s a good one. My friend once put down Proficiency in Word, Excel and Paint. Paint! Come on, that’s something you just don’t write down anywhere.
  
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oLahav said – Fri, 27 Jun 2008 18:18:09 -0000 ( Flag Edit Mark / Unmark Best Link )

Common date typos:
Education: University of Toronto, August 1899 – present.

Man, that would be an old AND stupid guy. Should have learned to give up by now…
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acrosstheuniverse said – Fri, 04 Jul 2008 16:41:08 -0000 ( Flag Edit Mark / Unmark Best Link )

Very cleaver when it comes to technical abilities

Keep the large knife away from the computer systems!
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oLahav said – Wed, 09 Jul 2008 18:22:11 -0000 ( Flag Edit Mark / Unmark Best Link )

Hobbies: Karate and other marital arts

I would not want to be this guy’s life partner….
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srinivas_red said – Sun, 15 Mar 2009 08:11:13 -0000 ( Flag Edit Mark / Unmark Best Link )

Hi this is srinivas.I am fresher to apply the job.tel me how to prepare the resums.Please send some model resumes to my email.(srinivas.telaprolu@gmail.com)please….................
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Sureshbala said – Thu, 19 Mar 2009 09:20:25 -0000 ( Flag Edit Mark / Unmark Best Link )

Dear Srinivas,

This query of yours has already been answered by me. I hope now you are busy in preparing your resume

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